For those of you who have no idea on what this NFL/NBA LockOut is I'll attempt to DUMB it down for you.
If your a woman this simply means that your favorite store (H&M, Forever21, Flea Market for knock off Louis Red Bottom Heels, and even the elegant Victorias Secret) has temporarily closed down due to financial issues. Now this sounds highly impossible because you know you shop there alot.
From these stores being closed you see alot more stores trying to sell you things for example, The Salvation Army for Clothes(GOLF), Dollar General for your accessories(Nascar), but dont worry the Flea Market is still open for you to pick up those Knock Off Louis Red Bottom Heels(Arena Football,Canadian Football, and Playing over seas Bball) Its the same just a lower version of the real thing.
Got it???? GOOD!!!!!
Now for you macho fakes who claim to follow the sports but youre too busy watching Single Ladies and BasketBall Wives.
This LockOut!!!! I can only break this thing down by comparing it to the one thing that we love the most... WOMEN!!
Just close your eyes and imagine that every pretty woman you ever came across told you this... Im a Virgin( REALASS LOCKOUT)!!! Terrifying right?
Now the only women who are willing to give it up are the:
-Butt Ugly Ones(GOLF),
-the Ones With No Teeth in their Mouth(BASEBALL, HARD TO LOOK AT BUT STILL ENTERTAINING GET IT*BLOWJOB*),
and the ones with a whole lot of Kids=Nascar a whole lot of cars.
Fellas at this point all we can do is wait, pray, and hope to God that this LockOut ends!!
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