Top 5 reasons you tell someone to SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!

Your parents ever stress to you how rude it is to tell someone to shut up? Well goodnews, I aint ya parents (nor do I aspire to be) and they never said it was rude to say "SHUT THE F*** UP"

At this time I will explain to you the time, place, and manner requirements to tell a person to "SHUT THE F*** UP"

1. The most basic reason is because you dont wanna hear anything they have to say! ^SCENARIO: Your with your bf/gf and they start talking about something that only them and noone else gives a damn about! You politely turn to them and say "hey... I was thinking maybe you should (smilessss) SHUT THE F*** UP" Then proceed to pull the magnums out once everything is quiet.

2. During a movie or tv show. ^SCENARIO: Ladies have you ever been watching your favorite episode of something and there are people walking around trying to disturb the flow of your therapeutic coping skill? To bring this to a hault you simply grab the nearest glass object you can find break it on the floor and yell "SHUT THE F*** UP" then poor yourself a tall glass of Moscato call the first guy you can find in your phone and tell him "proceed to pull the magnums out" once everything is quiet.

3. When the kids are asleep. ^SCENARIO: So fellas your having a great day. You come home your lady makes dinner, ESPN is on, you had a smooth day at work and suddenly your woman comes out in this lace lingerie and you say " babe Im gonna run to the store to get some chocolate syrup" in your sexy man voice and you leave. 10 minutes later you arrive at your other girls place, kick the door in and immediately began giving her the best sex ever. She yells in passionate pleasure and you tell her "SHUT THE F*** UP!!, Yo Kids in there sleep girl!" And you proceed to pull out more magnums once everything is quiet.

4. In a time of crises. ^SCENARIO: You and two of your homeboys are walking down the street and you see a group of unfamiliar faces in the path coming your way. You look to your comrades nod your heads run up to the unfamiliar faces and say "Get the F*** on the ground!" One of those unfamiliar faces screams in horror and your comrade says "SHUT THE F*** UP" and you quickly proceed to pull out the 357 MAGNUM once everything has gotten quiet.

Now this may be the most important "SHUT THE F*** UP" of all....

5. Because Chuck Norris said so! ^SCENARIO: He simply points his finger at you and you know what time it is!!!!!