Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Say hello to the infamous "Social Media Celebs"

Okay lets go in the forbidden direction that almost everyone is dying to expose but no one wants to because they dont want to be the ones being accused of being a "Social Media Celeb"

Well as we all know this "Social Media Celeb" thing is like that one dude in high school that everyone knew because he was the first person to have a car, he was referred to as "ol boy wit da car". Noone knew his name noone knew his personality, just "ol boy wit da car".

A "Social Media Celeb" is trademarked by several characteristics but definitly not limited to these traits at all

1. You see this person and wonder..." Who the F*** are you"!!!! These types of people generally have no real personality in fact they are the most unsocial people to ever walk the face of the earth. A deaf blind person has more personality than this type of person. They are also the ones who tend to have fake names in their social media profiles because they dont want to be looked up because they are in fear of being identified by the public. You will never really see this person because their to busy talking trash on Social Media.

2. This persons profile normally carries between 40-100000 tweets or pics of themselves. They usually spend time tweeting or updating their pages because they really dont have much of a real social life at all... outside of Social Media.

3. Now its ok to be bitter because everyone has their days but the "Social Media Celeb" tends to never have anything good to say about the opposite sex. Theyre about as bitter as lemonade with no sugar on a piece of sour doughbread. They tend to be the ones telling the social media world how good they are and issuing reminders about how nobody else is really on their level. That "Social Media Celeb" must have forgotten that theyre single for a reason but dont worry.... Those of you who actually find out the identity of this "Social Media Celeb" will let them know how important they really are to the rest of us.

These may be some familiar things on your social network pages so I will say this.... If you see a person fitting this description there isnt really much to say, tweet , or message simply because theyre gonna be too busy..... Being in their own little famous world.

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